Schedule 1: Zombie Product Guide

Mar 28

Note: This guide covers content from Schedule 1, a satirical video game set in a fictional world. All items, recipes, and references are entirely made up and exist only in the game. Please don’t try any of this in real life!

Some people sling pot. Some people sell pills. And then there’s you—the kind of person who looks at a town full of customers and thinks, “What if they were all zombies?”

Let’s talk about how to make Zombifying product in Schedule 1, how to cure your oopsies, and whether this is a good business plan or the start of the apocalypse.

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How to Make Zombifying Product

It’s disturbingly easy to turn your product into a brain-melting zombie formula. Here’s the quick and dirty way:

Step 1: Buy a Mixing Station at the Hardware Store.
Step 2: Sell enough product to unlock Gasoline and Battery as ingredients.
Step 3: Combine Green Crack + Gasoline → This gives you the Euphoric effect.
Step 4: Mix that Euphoric product with Battery → This creates the Zombifying effect.
Step 5: Package it up. Name it something brilliant like “Zombie Crack” or “Oops All Brains.”

Boom. You’re in the zombie business now. Just be ready—your phone is about to light up with more orders than you can probably handle. Especially from folks in Downtown and Suburbia.

How to Cure Your Accidental Zombie Army

If you accidentally zombify your whole client base (oops), don’t panic. The zombifying effect isn’t permanent. You’ve got two options:

Wait for the effect to wear off on its own.
Give them a different product that doesn’t have the zombifying tag.

That’s it. No antidote. No weird ritual. Just some patience or a clean batch of something less… aggressive.

Should You Actually Sell Zombie Product?

Yes.

Financially? It’s a gold mine. You’ll get swarmed with orders. High-Quality batches of zombie product can net huge profits. And there are no real downsides. Customers don’t stay zombies. You won’t get penalized. And let’s be real—ethics aren’t exactly the point of this game.

Want to take it further? Add in more effects during mixing to bump up the price and appeal. Nothing says “brand loyalty” like a productthat turns you into a euphoric corpse and also makes you sprint like a cheetah.

Final Blurb

Turning your customers into zombies is just another Tuesday in Schedule 1. It's easy, it’s profitable, and it’ll make you feel like a mad scientist with a business license. Just don’t forget to mix in a cure now and then—unless you’re aiming for a full-blown zombie empire. In which case... carry on, king.