Stick It to the Stickman All Characters and Classes Guide
Stick It to the Stickman calls its playable roster “Staff,” but most players refer to them as either classes or characters. In practice they are the same thing. Each class or character comes with its own starting skills, passive ability, and unlock condition. There are 12 plus one secret in the Financial Office, and 7 plus one secret in the Neurolink Facility.
Financial Office Classes and Characters
Beef Cake
Basic Skills: Get Ripped, Stamp, Punch Both Sides, Elbow Slam
Passive: Rock Hard
Unlock Condition: Unlock 150 abilities
Caffeine Addict
Basic Skills: Leap Punch, Drink Coffee, Forward Kick, Coffee Mug Toss
Passive: Caffeine High
Unlock Condition: Unlock 20 abilities
Conservative
Basic Skills: Gun, Uppercut, Gun, Leap Punch
Passive: Lucky Bullet
Unlock Condition: Defeat the final boss
Delegator
Basic Skills: Point, Shame, Slap, Strangle
Passive: Credit Taker
Unlock Condition: Unlock 200 abilities
Ego Maniac
Basic Skills: Head Butt, Brag, Forward Kick, Leap Punch
Passive: More Enemies
Unlock Condition: Unlock 75 abilities
Extrovert
Basic Skills: Slap, Shout, Uppercut
Passive: Loud Mouth
Unlock Condition: Defeat the 4th boss
Handyman
Basic Skills: Hammer, Punch Both Sides, Staple Gun
Passive: Redecorator
Unlock Condition: Defeat the 2nd boss
Jogger
Basic Skills: Jump Kick, Roundhouse Kick, Crane Kick
Passive: Strong Legs
Unlock Condition: Unlock 30 abilities
Slob
Basic Skills: Pinch, Burp, Leap Punch, Burp
Passive: Body Odour
Unlock Condition: Unlock 125 abilities
Task Dodger
Basic Skills: Forward Kick, Dodge Roll, Paper Plane, Secret Stash
Passive: Scrounger
Unlock Condition: Unlock 50 abilities
Temp
Basic Skills: Forward Kick, Uppercut, Roundhouse Kick, Coffee Mug Toss
Passive: Multitasker
Unlock Condition: Default character
Weeb
Basic Skills: Karate Chop, Knife Throw, Karate Chop
Passive: Run Like a Ninja
Unlock Condition: Unlock 5 abilities
Vampire
Unlock Condition: Collect 20 Blood after unlocking Blood Donation at the Fulfilment Centre
Secret Class in the Financial Office
Saitama
Basic Skills: Ponder, Forward Kick, Bored, Roundhouse Kick
Passive: Basic Training
Unlock Condition: Complete 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and 100 squats at the gym
Neurolink Facility Classes and Characters
Conspiracist
Dropout
Feral Child
Investigative Reporter
PhD
Student
(Their detailed skills and passives are not yet fully documented in-game.)
Secret Class in the Neurolink Facility
Unlock Condition: In some rooms, a person with a briefcase appears behind an observation window. Killing that figure unlocks the Disgraced CEO. It’s easier when you use the Student class due to the Teleport ability.
Final Blurb
Stick It to the Stickman currently includes 12 classes and one secret in the Financial Office, along with 7 classes and one secret in the Neurolink Facility. Each class or character has its own unique unlock condition and playstyle. Unlocking them all adds replay value and variety to every run.
FAQ
How many classes and characters are in Stick It to the Stickman?
There are 12 in the Financial Office, 7 in the Neurolink Facility, and 2 secret classes.
What are the secret classes?
The Financial Office secret is Saitama, and the Neurolink Facility secret is the Disgraced CEO.
How do you unlock the Vampire class?
Unlock Blood Donation in the Fulfilment Centre and collect 20 Blood.
Are classes and characters the same thing?
Yes, classes and characters are the same in Stick It to the Stickman. The game calls them Staff, but they function as character classes.

