Schedule 1 Businesses Game Guide

Mar 27

Note: This guide covers content from Schedule 1, a satirical video game set in a fictional world. All items, recipes, and references are entirely made up and exist only in the game. Please don’t try any of this in real life.

At some point, your stacks of dirty money in Schedule 1 are going to outgrow your shoeboxes, your pockets, and your patience. When that time comes, it’s time to go legit—sort of. This guide covers every business you can buy from Ray’s Realty, what they do, and whether they’re worth your hard-earned (and questionably obtained) dollars.

Note: There is a $10k weekly cap on ATM deposits, so be sure to launder your money!

Laundromat

Price: $4,000
Max Launderable per Day: $2,000
Location: Right near the warehouse and Slop Shop

This is your entry-level front. It’s cheap, basic, and works just enough to keep the IRS off your back. The process is simple: enter the back office, toss in some cash, and wait 24 in-game hours. You’ll get clean money on your debit card.

It won’t fund a mansion, but it will get you past your ATM cap and let you start stockpiling for better things. If you're early game, buy this and pretend it's a business move, not desperation.

Post Office

Price: $10,000
Max Launderable per Day: $4,000
Location: Just past the courthouse in South Northtown

Double the daily clean cash for just $6K more than the Laundromat. The post office is still slow, but if you’re regularly bumping into your ATM cap, it's a natural next step.

The best part? Nobody questions mail money. Especially not fictional NPCs.

Car Wash

Price: $20,000
Max Launderable per Day: $6,000
Location: Not far from Ray’s Realty

This one feels suspiciously familiar. All that’s missing is a fake name and a bald chemistry teacher.

You’re now pushing $6K of clean money a day, which is enough to finance upgrades, new properties, or your oddly expensive donut habit. If you’re mid-game and your pocket money is starting to pile up, this is where you park your cash—and maybe your Prius.

Taco Ticklers

Price: $50,000
Max Launderable per Day: $8,000
Location: On the main strip, near the skate park

The final boss of money laundering. If you want to clean cash with a side of salsa, this is your destination.

It’s expensive, but you’re laundering $8,000 a day, which means you’ve basically made it. At this point, if you’re still using your ATM for deposits, you're doing something wrong. Or maybe you just like lines.

Final Blurb

If you’re playing Schedule 1 for more than five minutes, you’re going to need a business. Start with the Laundromat, work your way up, and by the time you hit Taco Ticklers, you’ll be moving cash faster than Albert Hoover can vanish under a bridge.

Just remember: none of this is about "profit." It's about making the numbers look clean. Kind of like your fake taco shop.