Schedule 1 Post Office Guide

Mar 28

Note: This guide covers content from Schedule 1, a satirical video game set in a fictional world. All items, recipes, and references are entirely made up and exist only in the game. Please don’t try any of this in real life!

The Post Office in Schedule 1 isn’t about mailing letters. It’s a cash cleaning station and a pretty decent one at that. If you’ve outgrown the Laundromat but aren’t rolling in cartel-level income yet, this place is your sweet spot.

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Post Office Stats

Price: $10,000
Max Launderable per week: $4,000
Where to Buy: Ray’s Realty (southeast corner of the city, near Town Hall)

Why Bother With It?

Let’s face it, ATMs in this game cap your cash deposits at $10,000 per week. And once you start pulling in five figures daily, that limit hits hard. The Post Office raises your legal deposit ceiling by an extra $4,000, giving you more room to flip your dirty bills into spendable card funds.

It’s not flashy. It’s not fun. But it keeps your operation running without leaving stacks of cash in a motel drawer like a rookie.

How It Works

Buy it from Ray’s Realty – Make sure you’ve got enough money on your card (cash doesn’t work at Ray’s).
Go to the Post Office location – It’ll show up as a house icon on your map after purchase.
Use the back office – Like other businesses, the laundering happens behind the scenes. You deposit dirty cash, wait 24 in-game hours, and poof: it’s clean.

When to Upgrade

The Post Office is a nice middle step, but once you're making $15k+ a day, you’ll want to move on to something bigger—like the Car Wash or Taco Ticklers. Still, for the price, it’s a solid investment early on when you’re starting to outpace your ATM.

Final Blurb

The Post Office won’t make you rich, but it will let you act rich. It gives you more clean money to play with, which means more upgrades, more deliveries, and less stress. Just don’t expect customer service. This post office only delivers one thing: financial freedom (and maybe a warrant or two).