Schedule 1 Taco Ticklers Guide

Mar 28

Note: This guide covers content from Schedule 1, a satirical video game set in a fictional world. All items, recipes, and references are entirely made up and exist only in the game. Please don’t try any of this in real life!

Taco Ticklers isn’t just the dumbest name in town—it’s also the best business in Schedule 1 if you’re trying to clean a massive pile of cash without the cops raising an eyebrow.

Here's how to find it, buy it, and squeeze every dollar of value out of this greasy little front.

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Where to Find Taco Ticklers

Taco Ticklers is right in the heart of town, tucked beside the Skate Park. You can’t miss it—bright yellow, suspiciously clean, and very much not serving actual tacos.

To buy it, go to Ray’s Realty, which is located near the Post Office. Ray only takes card payments, because of course he does, so make sure your cash is already laundered and sitting in your online balance. No swiping wads of dirty money here.

Price: $50,000
Laundering Limit: $8,000/day
Location: Town Center, near Skate Park

How to Use Taco Ticklers

Once you own it, walk in the front like you’re about to order a churro. Then hang a left into the Staff Only door behind the counter. Inside, you’ll find a computer that lets you convert your sketchy street money into beautiful, digital, law-abiding dollars.

You can launder up to $8,000 per day through Taco Ticklers, and the funds go straight into your online account. That’s the highest limit in the game, by the way—better than the Laundromat, Car Wash, or Post Office.

Is Taco Ticklers Worth The $?

Yeah. If you’re sitting on piles of cash and hitting ATM caps every two deals, Taco Ticklers is the endgame solution. The location is central, easy to reach, and efficient for daily use. Just don’t expect it to actually serve food.

This place is expensive, though. $50k doesn’t grow on plants—unless, well, maybe it does in your case. So you’ll probably want to use the Laundromat or Car Wash first to build up enough clean cash.

Final Blurb

Taco Ticklers is what happens when a fast food joint becomes a financial institution. Buy it when you’re rich, use it daily, and don’t ask what’s really in the tacos. Just launder your money and move on.