Guilty as Sock Custom Card Ideas
Written by Priya Kapoor
You can turn any courtroom into a total disaster with custom cards in Guilty Is Sock. These cards let you present your own made-up evidence, which is exactly as unhinged as it sounds.
Below are some card ideas that can work well in a trial (at least I think so)... or at least confuse everyone just enough to get you off the hook.
The Cutoff Jean Shorts
Nobody normal owns these. That’s your case.
If your suspect has a closet full of frayed denim, they were either involved... or they’re planning something worse.
Wet Floor Sign
Someone slipped. The sign was already knocked over.
Clearly, someone wanted this to happen. Or maybe they just hate janitors.
Receipt from QT
The timestamp puts them near the scene. The purchase puts them under judgment.
Nobody needs five taquitos and a protein shake unless they’re covering something up, even if its from one of the best gas stations around.
Poop Knife
It’s exactly what it sounds like, and yes I know it’s a bit immature but that’s ok.
This is a one-use card. You drop it mid-trial when things get too serious and you need to remind the jury that the world is still weird.
Screenshot at 3:17 AM
Blurry. Probably cursed. Definitely sus.
This one’s your go-to when you need to say, “Your Honor, they were awake and guilty… We have pics, so it DID happen.”
Bath Water Drink
A beverage so bold it caused a breakdown.
Use this card when the case involves a shady startup war, a backfired influencer stunt, or someone taking hydration way too personally.
The Dog Saw Everything
The dog didn’t bark, but you can see it in his eyes. There is pain… There is suffering.
Use this card when you have no proof, no plan, and no shame. If nothing else, people will feel judged.
Olive Garden Pasta Pass
Unlimited breadsticks, unlimited motive.
This card suggests the suspect is rich, influential, and capable of violence... or at least a heavy carb load.
Text From Mom
The final push you didn’t ask for.
When you’re one piece of evidence away from victory, drop this text and let the court read: “Don’t forget to delete the body xoxo.” Thanks, Mom.
Vine Star Penny
Great for trials involving influencers, fandoms, or people who peaked in 2014 (can you tell a millennial wrote this?).
If multiple suspects own one, even better. You’ve now linked them all through bad taste and questionable merch.
Final Blurb
Custom cards in Guilty Is Sock are the real weapon. Whatever you wanna do, you can make a card for it and have a ton of fun.
FAQ
Q: What file type should I use for my custom cards?
JPEGs work best. Small ones. You don’t need ultra HD to accuse someone of taco theft.
Q: Who can actually use custom cards during trial?
Only Prosecutors and Defense players can drop cards in court.
Q: How do I load my custom deck?
Click the deck box in the top-left corner of the lobby and choose the one you want.
Q: Can I use more than one custom deck?
Not at the same time. One deck per person per session.
Q: How many cards can I use?
No hard limit, but if your deck needs a scroll bar... maybe cut a few. Or don’t. Chaos is also a strategy.
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