Schedule 1: How to Get In-Game Pseudo
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Note: This guide covers content from Schedule 1, a satirical video game set in a fictional world. All items, recipes, and references are entirely made up and exist only in the game. Please don’t try any of this in real life.
If you're trying to break into a new kinda game in Schedule 1, you’re going to need Pseudo—and the game doesn’t exactly drop you a pin. You’ll have to work your way into the right circles, build trust, and eventually earn access to a new supplier. Here's how to do it.
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Step 1: Win Over Meg or Jerry
Head to Westville and start looking for either Meg Cooley or Jerry Montero. You can unlock them as customers by handing them a free sample of product that matches their preferences.
Meg likes strains that are Sneaky or Slippery
Jerry prefers anything Smelly or with Gingeritis
Both of them favor Thought-Provoking effects
Once they’re on your contact list, focus hard on keeping them happy. Always respond to their orders quickly, give them quality product, and don’t miss calls. Do that long enough and eventually, they’ll name-drop a mysterious friend.
Step 2: Wait for a Message from Shirley Watts
After enough smooth deals, Meg or Jerry will refer you to Shirley Watts, who will text you out of the blue. She’ll offer to help with your "cough"—this is your way into a more advanced pipeline.
Once she’s unlocked, Shirley becomes your Pseudo provider. You’ll message her directly to place orders, and she’ll leave dead drops around town just like Albert Hoover does with product.
But unlike Hoover, Shirley doesn’t take card. You’ll need to drop off cash in a lockbox located on the water-facing wall of the Warehouse before she delivers anything.
Step 3: Understand What You’re Buying
When you text Shirley, she’ll give you three options:
Low-quality Pseudo costs the least and is available immediately.
Standard Pseudo unlocks once you hit Hustler III rank.
High-quality Pseudo unlocks at Bagman V and costs the most, but gives the best results.
Higher-quality Pseudo = stronger stuff = better money. Simple as that.
Step 4: Set Up Your Station
Getting Pseudo is only part of the story. You’ll need to buy two pieces of gear from Oscar in the Warehouse:
A Chemistry Station to mix the ingredients
An Oven to cook the liquid into diamond
Both of these cost $1,000 each and require cash. While you’re there, grab Acid and Phosphorus for $40 each—these are the other two ingredients needed for cooking.
Step 5: Start Production
Once your gear is set up:
Add Pseudo, Acid, and Phosphorus into the Chemistry Station
Wait 8 in-game hours to get Liquid product
Move it to the Oven
Wait 6 more in-game hours to get diamond product
Then just bag it up and move it however you want.
Final Blurb
Finding Pseudo in the game requires a bit of luck and trust. Deliver good product, make the right people happy, and keep your phone on. Once Shirley’s in your contact list, your little in-game operation turns into something way bigger. Just try not to blow yourself up.
