Probably Stolen Achievements Guide

Probably Stolen has 21 Steam achievements covering store ownership, business management, production, and several challenging playthrough objectives. Some require reaching specific financial milestones, while others involve winning the game under special conditions. Below is the complete achievement list, followed by tips for tackling the requirements that need extra planning.

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All 21 Achievements and Requirements
Progression and Store Ownership
Challenge Runs and Hidden Scenario
Wealth and Business Achievements
Production and Machine Achievements
Other Achievements
Tips for Getting All Achievements

All 21 Probably Stolen Achievements and How to Unlock Them

Here is the complete list of Probably Stolen achievements and their Steam unlock requirements. Pay particular attention to achievements with specific starting conditions, day limits, or restrictions on how you win.

Achievement How to Unlock
First Steps Complete the tutorial.
Keys to the Kingdom Own the deed to the store.
Clean Hands Win without selling any stolen or contraband items.
Authorized Own the business permit.
We Have Rats! Start a game using the hidden scenario.
From Nothing Win the game after starting from Rock Bottom.
From Nothing, the Hard Way Win from Rock Bottom on hard mode.
Diplomatic Reach maximum reputation with any faction.
Jackpot Win the jackpot on a scratcher ticket.
Comfortably Afloat Start a day with more than 10,000 credits in estimated total wealth.
Swimming in Credits Start a day with more than 100,000 credits in estimated total wealth.
Say My Name Produce a narcotic item with Lab Pure grade.
Green Thumb Produce a Huge Nutrifruit using the Hydroponic.
Prodigious Own the store deed before day 50.
Shiny Start a day with 1,000 store attractiveness.
Cranked to Eleven Reach +250 Quality on any machine.
Snitches Get Riches Report 10 criminals.
Aug Hunter Shoot 10 augmented.
Lower Levels Special Change an item's label using the Labeler.
An Eye for Value Get 10 perfect appraisals.
Industrious Own 10 machines simultaneously at the start of a day.

Probably Stolen Progression and Store Ownership Achievements

Four achievements involve completing the tutorial, obtaining your business permit, and eventually owning the store. The most important one to plan around is Prodigious because it has a deadline.

How to Get Prodigious

Prodigious requires you to own the store deed before day 50. Keys to the Kingdom has the same ownership objective without the deadline, making Prodigious the more demanding of the two.

If you're attempting both, prioritize securing the deed early rather than leaving ownership until the later stages of your business. The requirement specifies before day 50, so don't assume purchasing it on day 50 will qualify.

Authorized is separate from these objectives because it requires ownership of the business permit, not the store deed.

Probably Stolen Challenge Runs and Hidden Scenario Achievements

Some achievements require more than reaching a particular financial milestone. Clean Hands, From Nothing, and From Nothing, the Hard Way depend on how you complete a game, while We Have Rats! requires a special starting scenario.

How to Get Clean Hands

Clean Hands requires winning without selling any stolen or contraband items. That restriction applies to the entire winning playthrough, making it one of the achievements worth planning for before you begin.

I'd approach this as a dedicated run and avoid selling anything classified as stolen or contraband. A successful business alone won't satisfy the achievement if you've violated its sales restriction.

Rock Bottom and Hard Mode Achievements

From Nothing requires a victory after starting from Rock Bottom. From Nothing, the Hard Way adds the requirement of completing that challenge on hard mode.

The important distinction is that both achievements specify the starting scenario, while the harder version also checks difficulty. Make sure you've selected the correct conditions before beginning your attempt.

The achievement descriptions don't confirm whether a hard-mode Rock Bottom victory also awards the regular From Nothing achievement, so don't rely on receiving both simultaneously without verification.

How to Get We Have Rats!

We Have Rats! requires starting with the hidden scenario. Unlike the Rock Bottom achievements, its listed condition doesn't require you to win.

The description doesn't reveal the method for unlocking or selecting the hidden scenario. What is confirmed is that the achievement is tied to starting a game under those conditions.

Probably Stolen Wealth and Business Achievements

Several achievements are tied to your store's condition when a new day begins. You'll want to pay attention to this timing because reaching a milestone during a business day isn't necessarily the same as meeting the achievement requirement.

Comfortably Afloat and Swimming in Credits

Both wealth achievements use estimated total wealth rather than simply checking your available credits.

Comfortably Afloat requires more than 10,000 credits, while Swimming in Credits raises that threshold to more than 100,000 credits.

The wording matters here. An estimated wealth value of exactly 10,000 or 100,000 doesn't meet the corresponding requirement. You'll need to exceed the threshold and begin a day with that amount.

How to Get Shiny and Industrious

Shiny requires 1,000 store attractiveness at the start of a day. Industrious checks something different: whether you own 10 machines simultaneously when the day begins.

For Industrious, purchasing 10 machines over the course of a playthrough isn't necessarily enough if you no longer own all of them. The achievement specifically requires simultaneous ownership.

I'd keep these milestones in mind when preparing to advance to the next day, rather than assuming they'll unlock immediately upon reaching their thresholds.

Probably Stolen Production and Machine Achievements

The production achievements focus on specific item properties and machine improvements. Ordinary production doesn't necessarily count toward them unless the resulting item or machine meets the listed condition.

Say My Name and Green Thumb

Say My Name requires producing a narcotic item with Lab Pure grade. Green Thumb involves the Hydroponic and requires producing a Huge Nutrifruit.

Both achievements depend on the result of production rather than the number of items you've made. The descriptions identify the required grade and size, but don't specify the exact production configurations needed to achieve them.

Cranked to Eleven and Lower Levels Special

Cranked to Eleven requires +250 Quality on any one machine. It doesn't ask for a combined quality total across your entire business, so concentrate on reaching the specified value with an individual machine.

Lower Levels Special is simpler in its stated requirement. You only need to change an item's label using the Labeler. No particular replacement label or product grade is specified.

Other Probably Stolen Achievements

The remaining achievements involve faction reputation, scratcher tickets, reporting criminals, shooting augmented targets, and completing accurate appraisals.

Diplomatic and Jackpot

Diplomatic requires maximum reputation with any faction. You don't need to reach maximum reputation with every faction, so the achievement can be approached by concentrating on one.

Jackpot requires winning the highest prize on a scratcher ticket. Smaller winnings don't satisfy its requirement, regardless of how many tickets you've used.

Snitches Get Riches, Aug Hunter, and An Eye for Value

These three achievements share a target of 10, but each tracks a different action:

  • Snitches Get Riches requires reporting 10 criminals.
  • Aug Hunter requires shooting 10 augmented.
  • An Eye for Value requires completing 10 perfect appraisals.

Since each achievement tracks a distinct activity, completing one doesn't replace the requirements of the others. They're worth checking periodically as your business develops.

Tips for Getting All 21 Probably Stolen Achievements

For a full achievement run, I'd separate the requirements into those you can work toward through ordinary business activity and those that need specific planning.

The store deed deadline is an early priority because Prodigious explicitly requires ownership before day 50. The Clean Hands and Rock Bottom challenges also deserve attention before starting, since their requirements affect how you play or which scenario you select.

Keep the following distinctions in mind:

  • Day-based achievements: Check your estimated wealth, store attractiveness, and machine ownership before beginning a new day.
  • Challenge victories: Follow the required scenario, difficulty, and sales restrictions throughout the playthrough.
  • Production achievements: Aim for the exact quality values, item grades, and sizes specified in the achievement descriptions.
  • Repeatable objectives: Track your reports, augmented targets, and perfect appraisals until each reaches 10.
  • Store ownership: Work toward obtaining the deed before the deadline rather than waiting until your business is fully developed.

Probably Stolen's achievement list combines straightforward business progression with objectives that require specific conditions. Keeping the complete list handy and paying attention to those conditions is the most reliable way to work toward all 21 achievements without overlooking an important requirement.


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